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"Dead Paintball League -Back to the Dead Box"

The songs are all performed by teams of the Dead Paintball League and include plenty of explicit language, smack talk and crude humor. No lame ass songs about how fun paintball is. This album is sure to be an instant classic with song like "If You Don't Like Paintball You're Gay" and "Fistfight at the Fifty". Having music styles ranging from metal, rap and punk  to everything in between this CD offers something for the whole family (If your family is a bunch of sick twisted bastards).

Dead Paintball League will share a booth with Blackjack Paintball at this years
Paintball Extravaganza in Atlanta City February 5-7.
 Also attending:

Team Headless Hookers agree to pose partially nude in the 2010 DPL calendar! (Hell yeah!)
The calendar will feature Anita Newhead, Kerstin Damned, Anna Neck-hole, Sharron Rubbers, Dee Capitated and Miss Inga Noggen

3 new videos in production
Watch for them in upcoming issues of SPLAT XD

DPL Forum now open to mortals
Talk amongst other mortals or chat with the players of the Dead Paintball League

Sewersidals hold on to the number 2 spot after defeating Splattertown Clowns
Team captain (Blamo) of Splattertown Clowns crapped in one of Sewersidals' hoppers
after the match
to protest the outcome

This just in.... Mortals Suck!

Necro-Parts becomes official sponsor of The Devil's Tournament

Dead Paintball League The Video Game?
That's right! DPL Marketing, Inc. is currently working on a video game version of the DPL.

Too Ghoul For School
Florida teenager gets sent home for wearing DPL shirt to school

Nightmare Crew moves up in the rankings after spanking Filthy FILF's in a best of 3

Team Roidal Rage lands sponsorship with Berserker Bars™ (Mortis Industries)
Don't Get Even...GET MAD! with new Berserker Energy Bars. 10 times the legal level
of  FDA approved stimulants. Available in 4 new extreme flavors: Road Rage Raspberry,  Choke-out Cherry, Insane Nut 'n' Grain and Aneurism Apple Crunch.

 


Great American Paintballs have the balls to play in the Dead Paintball League. When we play mortal scum it's the only paint we'll use. Available with scented fills so we can make you future maggot farms smell fruity instead of the repulsive smell of the living


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